fertile delta inspector

one who takes pride in his intercourse, by checking the area thoroughly to ensure everything is copesetic

Derek likes to dive right in...he's a crack injection specialist. as a fertile delta inspector, I put safety first

by Skottidogg April 15, 2006

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 01, 2003

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

by Pugtot September 01, 2022

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by June 30, 2024

fertile season

a period of time when all different age groups are pregnant.
Diapers, Baby Food, and other baby products are sold out

dang no diapers?
its fertile season. you didnt know?

by asrtyhjgfdretyhg January 09, 2009

fertile fergie

A woman with lush and fruitful peaches

That fertile fergie over there has some lushes peaches

by Jay dizzle February 02, 2015

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 12, 2021