matias fernandez

the sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone

Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't

Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!

by Killer Kombo with a k May 14, 2017

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Joe Fernandez

Won the award for biggest asshole 2019.

Ugh, it's Joe Fernandez

by badingus May 15, 2019

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The cutest, most sweetest boy in the world. He’ll care for you like no other. He’ll love you with all his heart. You might have to be patient with him when he’s sleepy but it’s worth it in the end because he’ll reciprocate that energy back. Daniel Fernandez loves to play video games with his girlfriend even if shes really bad at them. Daniel Fernandez will talk to his girl even at the crack of dawn just to hear her tell her meaningless stories. Daniel Fernandez has wavy brown hair, beautiful brown eyes that basically glow in the sun, olive skin, and a pretty nose and lips! It’s easy to fall in love with him because of how caring, charismatic, kind, and beautiful he is.

“Daniel Fernandez is the best boyfriend ever, he stayed otp with me the whole time I was sick.”

“Daniel Fernandez is my sweet boy, he loves cuddles and kisses.”

“Daniel Fernandez is a god at Fortnite, have you seen him crank 90’s?”

by faeb November 20, 2023

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Dirty Fernandez

The opposite of a dirty Sanchez, when one inserts ones own finger into ones anal cavity and proceeds to wipe it under said individuals nose. A very common term amongst Americans in Sweden.

One lonely night Danny decided to add to his nightly routine of his sad self gratification by giving himself a dirty fernandez and crying himself to sleep.anusfingerasslonelylip

by isaudit October 4, 2011

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aaliyah nevaeh fernandez

Aaliyah is a beautiful lady that can make everyone laugh and anyone would smile when they hear her voice. She is most likely a straight A student and she gives good advice. She can be a bitch but you have to get to know her first. If you get on her bad side she will confront you. She can get any guy she wants but she chooses a great guy and stays loyal to him. She will most likely always want to cuddle with her man and she will ALWAYS be loving towards her boyfriend.

Aaliyah Nevaeh Fernandez is always herself

by William stanford May 14, 2018

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