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Fares

Sexy and sweet, sometimes quiet. Usually happy and laughing. Perfect hair, and really cute laugh. His voice goes very high when someone bites him. Always looks adorable and he makes boyfriends very jealous because he's the perfect best friend to a girl. Guys want to be him and girls want to be with him. He's a really good guy.
Boyfriend: Hey, your head looks like a bunnies ass.
Girl: No! Don't talk about my Fares!!!
by Man.Mag November 22, 2010
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feces

1: the stuff monkeys throw at each other and later sniff for pleasure (think of it as monkey cocaine)
2: crap
Those monkeys are throwing feces at each and then smoking it!
by PlayDohMan April 23, 2004
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friendship fees

When an acquaintance has worn out their usefulness and must pay a monetary sum for the relationship to continue being mutually beneficial.
"How come we don't talk anymore?" "You were no longer worth my time last month. Pay the friendship fees or get lost."
by Lance Spearking October 13, 2009
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feces

A brown lump that decends from the anus hole. (Another word for shit)
Soon, the feces entered the rectum stage where the nutrients raped it until it was brown.
by Adam The Fucking Gold May 1, 2009
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feces

feces means: shit
by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003
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Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.
Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.
by Dr J G July 17, 2009
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FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.
Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).
by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010
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