melanin felon

often a black person who blends in with the night because of their extreme melanin so they become a melanin felon.

where did you come from you blended in with the night melanin felon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

cyber felon

this is reference to a very harmful person. usually on discord. known for

doxxing, swatting, DDosing, logging, identity fraud

all of these listed are cyber bullying and considered felonies

10zr : yo u heard that astral is a cyber felon?
vimerance : nah mane I js knew he nuked a server

by vimerance May 21, 2024

fudge felon

A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree

“You ever talk to John David?”

“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”

by FlamboyantFudgeFelon March 16, 2022

Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.

"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "

by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023