Felching

A hardcore gay sex act between homosexual males during which the top sucks out the semen he deposited into his partner's anus. Contrary to homophobic belief, the top generally refrains from performing such an act unless the bottom was well douched, the anus appears clean, and no lubricant (or edible lubricant) was used. Also note that felching is not a popular homosexual act as most gay men do not enjoy the taste of their own semen.

When Joey walked into the gym locker room, he couldn't help but get an erection after stumbling upon a beefy football jock felching out a hairy daddybear's tight butt.

by Horny Joey January 26, 2009

Goddamn fuckin' felcher

Someone very fuckin' bad, stronger than motherfucker.

You're dead shit,goddamn fuckin' felcher! When the fuck you gonna return ma motherfuckin' dough?

by English language professor November 14, 2007

Felcher

The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw

James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write

by Harry Mason March 4, 2007

felcher

Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!

Bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of Tom's bunghole!

by crevischecker December 27, 2011

felcher

These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.

"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)

by 2stylsh August 22, 2008

felching session

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.

I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.

by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003

Pony Felcher

The act of fleching a pony, i.e. performing anal sex on one to completion and then retrieving the semen for oral ingestion, with or without a straw.

Joseph Rakofsky isn't always a pony felcher, but when he is, he prefers dos pajitas.

by not_seu June 27, 2011