felch

The art of orall extracting semen from the anus or vagina.

Martin anally felched Ewan.

by grotsky September 24, 2005

Felching

The act of ejaculating into your partner's rectum and then sucking it out and spitting it into their mouth.

Miss Felching really lived up to her name!

by Testacleez August 15, 2009

felch

1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.

It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.

by crackotfige January 8, 2005

felch

fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy

by kinky February 8, 2004

felching

Sucking out or licking one's seminal fluid from their partner's rectum, perhaps along with some other tasty juices and fecal treats.

Felching my dog is mmm mmm good.

by MADMarmot May 24, 2005

felching

sucking cum from others arse

my friend argies favourite activity with his boyfriend after he hs shot his load he sucks it from his arse with a straw

by anton May 13, 2005

felching

To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orifice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.

by Kojack September 26, 2003