An attractive woman walkes into a lawyers office and says "i dont have any money to pay your fee". Lawyer replies "thats ok, we can work it out on the fee couch".
by JiveTurkey1 October 16, 2009
A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.
by BennyAllyface December 13, 2011
A type of beverage sold by k-fee AG, a company in Berlin, Germany, but also by k-fee US inc. in Florida. It is sold as an energy drink, as gum, and also a type of latte. The most surprising thing is the commercials, which contain screamers. It shows a random video, until either a gargoyle or a zombie pops up at the end and screams. The most famous one is the "k-fee auto", which shows a white car driving down a grassy valley with relaxing music playing, until the car dissapears behind a tree and the zombie pops up and screams, followed by the slogan, "So wach warst du noch nie." (Translated: "You've never been so awake")
What is up with the commercials for this drink called "k-fee"?! They scared the hell out of me! Especially the one with the car!
by Fire_Starter April 13, 2008
by LittleMarkBerry February 4, 2010
The fee paid by the 2nd person to hook up with a girl, after the first person in a group of friends has already hooked up with the same girl.
LaStephanie gave me a bj on Wednesday, she blew you on Friday. Therefore you me $15 in trailblazing fees.
by HcarlFT April 29, 2011
the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.
"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"
"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
by notcaptsaveaho April 26, 2012
Fake cheater
Fee-see (like poop)
Somebody who cheats off of other people and doesn't let other people cheat off of them
A cheater who doesn't let others cheat
when a person who cheats and doesn't let people cheat off of them but the people they cheat off of always lets them cheat or can chose not to let that person cheat
or..some jerk in class who is a real jew bag, Jank when it comes to helping you out with an assignment. even know you help them when they ask for it
example: man Bill is such a Fe-see when i need help!
Fee-see (like poop)
Somebody who cheats off of other people and doesn't let other people cheat off of them
A cheater who doesn't let others cheat
when a person who cheats and doesn't let people cheat off of them but the people they cheat off of always lets them cheat or can chose not to let that person cheat
or..some jerk in class who is a real jew bag, Jank when it comes to helping you out with an assignment. even know you help them when they ask for it
example: man Bill is such a Fe-see when i need help!
Tim: dude I forgot to do last nights homework..could I copy yours?
Carl: um...uhhh..welllll..ummm errr, im gonna have to be a real douche bag on this one, so... no Tim i cant let you copy
..next day..
Carl: oh man..i totally forgot to do last nights homework, Tim would you let me copy down some stuff off your work?
Tim: yeah go ahead
(Tim is T fresh)
Carl is a Fee-see
Carl: um...uhhh..welllll..ummm errr, im gonna have to be a real douche bag on this one, so... no Tim i cant let you copy
..next day..
Carl: oh man..i totally forgot to do last nights homework, Tim would you let me copy down some stuff off your work?
Tim: yeah go ahead
(Tim is T fresh)
Carl is a Fee-see
by Terra. January 12, 2008