Alternative Facts

When someone, specifically the leaders of the United States, tell a flat out lie to convince their supporters of how great they are, but don't want to admit that they are actually total fuck ups and have no idea what they are doing.

A way of phasing a lie that everyone knows to be untrue.

(In regards to the size of Trump's innaguration) Kelly Anne Conway. "Sean Spicer, our press secretary gave... alternative facts to that."

Normal People. "I hate how all Trump does is lie and speak false hoods."
Trump supporters. "He isn't lying, he is just using alternative facts."

by Brian2002 January 22, 2017

alternative facts

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.

Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

Ramen Farts

The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.

Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.

by starvingnbroke November 18, 2010

Alternative Facts

1. When you know what you're saying is bullshit but you're going to present it as your version of reality anyways even if it is contrary to first hand accounts, photographic evidence, reputable reporting sources, and verifiable numbers given by things such as ticket sales or public transportation data

2. An attempt to gaslight the population in an effort to control the media and create propoganda by substituting something beneficial to the regime instead of reporting verifiable truths that paint a negative light on a subject.

"In an interview on NBC's 'Meet the Press,' host Chuck Todd pressed Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway about why the White House on Saturday had sent Spicer to the briefing podium for the first time to claim that 'this was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period.'
'You're saying it's a falsehood. And they're giving -- Sean Spicer, our press secretary -- gave alternative facts,' she said.
Todd responded: 'Alternative facts aren't facts, they are falsehoods.' "

by mozzy-o January 22, 2017

Alternative Facts

The opposite of facts. Historically, alternative facts were reffered to as lies.

Alternative facts, a spin on classical facts, are all the rage in America right now. These so called "facts" will be used repeatedly by republicans, Kellyanne Conway, and trumpsters throughout the presidency of Trump, however long that turns out to be.

by UndergroundEd42 January 22, 2017

whisper farts

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.

Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.

by 88-0554 September 19, 2013

for facts (ff)

for facts has multiple meanings, it can be used as for real (fr) , for sure or just facts.

It expresses the way you're feeling about a statement that you or someone else brings up.

1.Wait ff tho do y'all actually wanna hang out later?
2.Yo have you seen Maddie today? Her fit was so fire!

"for facts (ff) bro"
3.They're dating ff

by eveprogamer8 February 20, 2022