Fatstimate

To estimate the level of fat in a person, animal, or other object that might contain lard, lumpish, or tubby properties.

$1750 divided by $5? That means you're like... 800 pounds! (Or something like that. I'm too lazy to do maths right now). I guess for now I can just fatstimate it.

by nonrate August 31, 2018

fratski

The fuckin dopest organization you could possibly imagine. You must be the douchiest of all individuals to join fratski. They throw the best parties and just like chilling. Hobbies include rippin darts, fucking bitched and chugging natties

Yo we gonna go to that Sigma Pi party???
Nah bro I’m going to fratski

by TrashyHooker October 30, 2018

fatsimile

When you mistake two different over-weight people for the same person.

The other day I got Rosie O'Donnell confused with Roseanne Barr, it was a total Fatsimile.

by Pajetski November 9, 2021

FASKI

Exhibiting drunken sordid behavior at their own expense, e.g. blowing $1,300 at a strip club and busting their car up.

Yo did you see Dan last night? He faski'd outta the bar with that 40 year old and cucked her husband- rumor has it she might be knocked up now.

by J'steeze February 28, 2022

fatshit crazy

The senseless way in which an obese person loses their temper and retaliates against tormentors.

It's an urban legend that Natalie from The Facts of Life went fatshit crazy on her skinny castmates and bit them when she heard them making fun of her huge ass.

by NuttyByNature2 July 25, 2010

Fatsickle

An excessive roll of fat around your midsection that resembles a series of popsickles, sticky and gross like when you leave them out too long in the summer.

The disgusting fatsickles on Tyra Banks make her unworthy of social yumminess.

by Sarah & Hannah July 24, 2007

Fatkitty

the most amazing cat ever. he is Lauren's boyfriend and the chillest cat ever. he's also fat

Mary: Who's that cat over there? he's really cute
Bob: oh that's just Fatkitty the chillest bro ever

by jko23 December 29, 2013