One who farts on his neighbor's doorstep, knocks and then runs away leaving said neighbor in smelly ass cloud.
by Dr. Evil December 3, 2003
Get the fart knocker mug.A person who places their bare ass against a door and farts rather than knocking with their knuckles.
by Pseudo Menudo July 8, 2017
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by Nick s. April 3, 2004
Get the Fartnocker mug.n. 1. one who knocks farts
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.
2. one who has the ability to penetrate gas with solid
3. one who can walk through a green cloud with no ill
effects
4. one who thinks he/she has discovered a door, only to
realize later that it was a fart
5. a brown, smelly ghost
6. one who uses: lol, ur, prolly, teh, etc.
Bruce: Knock knock.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.
Bob: Who's there.
Bruce: Fart.
Bob: Fart who?
Bruce: Fart Knocker.
Bob: Fuck you.
by camp lickalotta March 13, 2008
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My (cat, computer, lover) is a major fart-knocker. This is a fucking fart-knocker of a day: the dog had kittens and refuses to take care of them.
by amDawn January 22, 2009
Get the fart-knocker mug.When a male puts two in the pink and one in the stink, and she farts on his pinky.
Pee uuuu pink stinky stink.
Pee uuuu pink stinky stink.
by Squigglespp December 22, 2016
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