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Fartalation

Verb: the act of expelling large amounts of semen from ones anus using flatulation. Experts at fartalation are able to control the release and create a giant bubble. An incorrect release will result in a frothy discharge. Created on the February 7, 2014 broadcast of the Adam Carolla Show
Alison Rosen: Is that a fart or an ejaculation?

Adam Carolla: It's a Fartalation. I butt funnel a bunch of semen and then fart it out in a huge bubble.

Alison Rosen: You know, there is an easier way to get it in.

Bald Brian: I was just going to say the same thing!

Adam Carolla: I know I tried that...not my scene.
by AcefanofColumbus February 7, 2014
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white pellets of fertility

I sprayed my white pellets of fertility all over Beth's face last night. And she loved it!
by Markytheballa3 March 8, 2009
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fatality

To undoubtedly conquer your partner duing sexual intercourse. This is not a term to loosely throw around and describe everytime you have sex. This term should only be used to describe those times when you know for sure you killed it and she is left speechless and almost in an intoxicated-like state.
I racked up 2 new fatalities over the weekend. Get on my level.

Did yall fuck? (Yeah) How was it? (Fatality) Nuff said pimpin!
by tone bone January 26, 2007
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fartalicious

Wow! That fart was fartalicious.
by AP34 January 31, 2015
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fetality

A partial-birth abortion. Basically, the doctor pulls out the baby and crushes its skull. It's possibly the most awesome thing in the universe.
Pregnant Woman: FINISH HIM!
*Doctor pulls out baby and crushes skull*
Shang Tsung: FETALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
by N. Dover May 4, 2007
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Instrumental Fatality

When you sexually assault a musical instrument, because musical instruments cannot consent.
He made love to the piano, that is instrumental fatality, he must be punished!
by We go up May 28, 2021
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Factuality

A theory, claim, or statement assumed to be true due to popular agreement. Said claim can be either backed up by facts or "reliable" anecdotes.

This is a portmanteau of "fact" and "reality".
Even though we all know 2 + 2 = 5, the class decided, that in factuality, it equals 4. They are such Sheep.

"God exists" is a factuality.

String theory is not a factuality, because not enough people take it for granted.
by Sudo-Nimb December 26, 2009
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