fanum tax

to take/steal something from somewhere/someone without them knowing. mostly used by gen alpha.

a random gen alpha: yo, what's up sigma! i just fanum taxed this homeless guy on the street, and his fit wasn't giving either!

a gen z: what'd you just say?

by #1 primo enthusiast October 16, 2024

Fanum Tax

The “Tax” referencing the amount a single fan pays to an OnlyFans model. Fanum being the singular of Fans similar to Medium being the singular of Media.

Man, John’s getting Fanum Taxed by yo girl

by Youmou January 7, 2024

fanum tax

fanum the youtube streamer taxes his fellow house mates of their food while they stream.

“lemme hide my shi before i get fanum taxed”

by alrused November 20, 2023

skibidi Ohio fanum TAX RIZZLER gyatt

a super sigma charismatic RIZZLER with a level 100000 GYATT that fanum taxes everyone and then skibidi ohio rizzed them with skibidi toilets.

I'm a skibidi Ohio fanum TAX RIZZLER gyatt

by dove 🛞 January 22, 2025

National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

fanum tax

Fanum tax is the action said right before someone "taxes" around 20% of your food for no particular reason.

I'm going to fanum tax your nachos .

by moe lehster May 6, 2024

Fanum Tax

'Fanum Tax' is a tax system created by a streamer called 'Fanum' who collects food tax whenever someone brings food to a house. He is also considered to be the fattest in a group.

"Ayo bro hide the Food before Fanum places his Fanum Tax"

by Stolas [MG] October 13, 2023