Epic Failure bro

When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"

Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO

by Mahboii January 21, 2011

failure face

a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.

The person who invented this saying is a failure face.

by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004

Failure Cascade

Failure cascade is the inverse of a network effect. Websites like MySpace define their value by the people that use the service just as gaming communities define their quality by their members. As bad events cause users or players to leave or become inactive, the quality drop leads others to do the same in a spiral that rarely stabilizes, until no one is left.

Their leaders don't even want to log on anymore, they're in failure cascade.

by Jafit June 12, 2010

MM Failure

This is know when a person is attacked by the Mexican Mafia on myspace/facebook game Mobsters. It refers to every time another person makes large claims, but is never backs up their claims.

"The guy is a pure MM failure, he never even attacked me back."

by asmocon February 24, 2009

failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation

Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

catastrophic failure

A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.

No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.

by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008

renal failure

official term for when one or both of a persons kidneys fail.

Susan went into renal failure

by skylarskank June 26, 2008