faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009

falseage

The type of sausage one purchases from a fast food restaurant.

"Dang, the cat won't even eat the falseage!" said Jose. Pedro replied, "Who knows what that shit is made of!."

by bumscrubber October 4, 2009

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

Failpee

When you attempt to pee but the primary stream splits off into two separate streams, both of which miss the toilet. This is due to residue in the penile cavity.

I just took a Failpee and now there is pee all over my bathroom floor.

by Awesomoiderpwn June 16, 2010

Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".

Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!

by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

false nostalgia

Is a diversion of the normal nostalgia, but instead of being nostalgic about your own past its about something, someone o somewhere you never were to.

False nostalgia can be experienced mostly after seeing something you know if you saw as a child, you would have remembered for the rest of your life, but as far as you know you didnt. This makes you remember your past and what you actually did, combining your actual nostalgia for your past and the thing you are watching into false nostalgia without you realising.

someone : Im feeling nostalgic for New York.
some other person : ok
someone : ive never been.
some other person : probably false nostalgia

by Li9uid April 28, 2021