fadigal

A vacation to an overly trendy spot.

Trent and I haven't decided where we're going on our bi-yearly fadigal.

by waraw August 25, 2004

farding

putting on make-up while driving the car.

"A farding woman ran into my car today..."

by patchoulli June 12, 2006

fazing

The act of Filling and then Glazing
Often referred to donuts

Filling: to release a burst of man juice into the woman during an act of sex

Glazing: When a man rubs his semen covered member about his partner's face the create the effect of a 'semen glaze.'

-Typically seen in porn flicks where the man, upon inflicting a righteous facial, puts a glazing of semen on his partner's face by rubbing his member back and forth to smear the semen.

Fazing
Often used between males describing recent conquests:

Oliver: How was last night?

Liam: Mate, I Fazed her like a Krispie Kreme
Oliver: BAD man!

by BADperson December 31, 2009

Fahingo

A word referring to a vagina, accompanied by an awkward hand movement resembling that of the Spongebob Squarepants episode with the Imagination Box, the movement they used to create the rainbow effect when they said immagination.
The wider range of movement, the bigger the fahingo and vise versa. Often used as an inside joke among the "Emo" population in Florida, there has never been a definition of Fahingo anywhere, and many people wonder what it is.

Courtney: "Wow, that girl's skirt is so short, her fahingo might as well be showing. Hey Girl! Your fahingo is showing!"

Karla: "What's a fahingo? :("

by JesusTheOneAndOnly March 16, 2009

fadwingle

That's the beauty of it it's a substitute for all words. Mostly fornication.

I will fadwingle you so hard .

Where is that fadwingle?

Stop fadwingling that!

by Fadwingle June 14, 2016

Faking the Snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.

Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.

(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.

(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)

by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017

fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009