Faceblocked

When someone blocks you from viewing their facebook profile. Either by blocking you entirely or just parts of their profile; pictures, mutual friends, comments.

Bill, "Hey, how come I can't see April's mutual friends but I can see her comments?"

Dave, "Oh you don't know? You got Faceblocked"

by Rabber December 28, 2010

Facebonch

The act of being on facebook, such as chatting, creeping, etc.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you finish tomorrow's homework?
Guy 2: No man, Ive just been facebonching.

by JohnBeezy31 April 5, 2011

Faceblock

A mental condition wherein the victim/sufferer receives a Facebook friend invitation, can clearly see the he/she and the sender share many mutual friends, but can't for the life of Pete, remember who the hell this person is.

I see you are friends with ______ . I just received a friend invite from her and am experiencing a severe case of Faceblock. How do I know this person?

by Mr. Slappa November 13, 2012

Facebooing

The act of checking your 3 year old face book posts and realising how stupid they were.

I was facebooing last night. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 3 years ago and punch myself in the face.

by rOAsTed BY uRBaN dICtIONaRy August 9, 2016

faceboon

Too high go type Facebook

"Check my faceboon "

"Wtf is that?"

"Idk check urban dictionary"
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by Cleopatra the owner of a cat April 18, 2019

facedown friday

face down, ass up, thats the way we like to friday

Bro, it's facedown friday!

by kpinreallife May 21, 2021

Facebloomed

Named after David C. Bloom, a person in social media groups who, when asked a serious question, has a tendency to respond with insults, snide comments, and other non-answers. May also incorrectly call you a troll.

You totally just got Facebloomed by that guy!

by nomdeplumepseudonym June 6, 2021