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A dickhead. Thinks he is better than anyone else when he really isn’t. Doesn’t know how to impress woman and makes every woman vomit when they see him. He is shy and often smokes weed. Thinks he is a Portuguese God. Only friend is is aircon. Not very smart.
Person 1: Wow I failed in life.

Person 2: Is your name Fabio?
FABIO by Bedfordview November 30, 2021
Is the worse at video games in the group

But very caring and totally not fat and totally sexy

But fun to be around and make jokes to
Fabios are known for bad gaming
Fabio by Nuttynattyshow November 30, 2021
Fabio is a person who always farts
And is bare jarring

He teacher pet fam
And so annoying

He is snitch and tell on u
To teachers
Fabio is smelly
Fabio is so gay
I think Fabio is butters
Fabio by Fabio gf February 20, 2022
Fabio is a Venezuelan boy who simps way too much and likes to call teachers a lemon. Fabio loves to take forty minute bathroom breaks, hassle the lunch lady’s for corn, and being late to class.
Damn why’s Fabio ordering eight entrees off of DoorDash?

Fabio, it’s Mr. Limon, not Mr. Lemon!!!

Fabio it’s Will Smith, not Whill Smit
Fabio by Whill Smit May 18, 2022
One of the best people you will ever know and he will tell that for sure. Can be extremely annoying but charming at the same time which makes him even more loveable ,sadly. Very smart and very dumb at the same time. Has hit or miss jokes, no in between. Is a little bit of a princess. Fabio values his time, so don't waste it.
Can be identified by constant flirting and speaking "passionately" (Meaning he's fucking loud).
A person that has touched many lives and doesn't even know it.
Where's the noise coming from? Sounds like a Fabio.
Fabio by DannyDJ May 25, 2022
A single Piece of feces or turd that is so big/long that it touches the water inside the toilet bowl while still being pushed out of your ass,anus or rectum.
Holy shit! I just shit out the biggest fabio ever!
Fabio by GO egavas VA November 18, 2022