An abnormally large lesbian who has an unusual fascination with contact sports such as rugby and hockey. Will typically be at least 7 feet tall and have the hairstyle of a faux hawk. This lesbian tends to prefer smaller lipstick lesbians to prey on during drunken nights at the bar.
Gay Friend: “Anna, stay away from Lynn! She’s a fe fi fo fum!!”
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
by Gaysians April 3, 2009
Get the Fe Fi Fo Fum mug.A grotesque-looking female who is obese and/or large in overall size. Just by looking at her, one draws similarities between her size and that of the giant from the "Jack and the Beanstalk" fairy tale. Visualizing her as the evil giant could also take place during this brief moment.
"Whoa! A Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch is amongst the group of girls over there. I wonder if she ate any of the others."
by Donald_Squat October 11, 2009
Get the Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch mug.FUMS (v.) - to Fuck Up Mad Shit, as in partake in epic adventures, heroic treks, and the like. Usually takes place at the deli, the library, the bowling alley, or the woods. May involve a lifetime movie or two along with an impromptu drinking game. May also involve "starting shit."
by MASTER FUMSER June 24, 2010
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Tania knew she was slummin' when she hooked up with a loser like Gordon, but when she embarrasedly told her friends, they applauded her selflessness; and national FUM month was launched.
by mwebster March 2, 2008
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When someone is fucked up on day 3 of the fest but still somehow makes it to main stage for the headliner
by Hayyyyyyyy September 7, 2020
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