fonejacker

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. and divert it from reason and logic

Fonejacker: Hello madam I am from your bank and unfortunatly a pigeon has gone into your account

Victim: Erm, Ok

Fonejacker: Now we need your details in order to enter the bank and remove the pigeon before it spreads bird flu

Victim: Ok I dont want that.

Fonejacker: Of course not madam

Victim: Ok my account password is ______ and my answer to the secret question is ______

by Hariki January 1, 2009

fonner

someone who posesses both fit & monner characteristics,

e.g
wooow!! look @ that fonner, shez fonnerific!

by jake klair December 18, 2007

facebook fonies

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.

Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.

by abject.hana January 26, 2009

Hip Fober

Hip Fober:- A FOB who considers himself to be a rapper just because he/she listens to Hip hop and goes " Yo maaaan" the whole time

That FOB who just came a couple months ago thinks he is a rapper by drinking Steel reserve and listening to Hip hop where he's actually a Hip Fober

by Doom J November 16, 2009

fontent

when someone actually has an original thought/point to make in a chatroom.

cogent comments off the cuff and in the moment posted in the font of your choice

"if i wanted to read crap from blogs i know where to go. stop with the copypasta and come back when you have some fontent. kthxbi"

by agit May 31, 2009

Fonzel

(n) Tuft of fur between a canines toes, which often times requires grooming. In winter climates also causes animal discomfort resulting in frostbite (aka Frozen Fonzelitus).

Canine A in the dog park: "Ruff ruff.. duuddde whats that on your foot"

Canine B in the dog park: "AWW crap! I musta stepped in that Chihuahua sh_t and now its stuck in my fonzel- gotta goto the groomers again.. darnnit"...

by WagMag December 30, 2010

fondeldeez

A restaurant nobody's actually been too

"You tryina go to fondeldeez?"
"What's fondeldeez?"
"Fondel Deez Nuts"

by Butternuttzz February 8, 2020