filth merchant

Colloquial term for male University of Kent students with a reputation for promiscuous and often questionable sexual liaisons with other female students with little to no personal standards for either themselves or the women in question.

Filth Merchant(s): Also, often used collectively to describe a group of male students who partake in said acts as a group who are known to behave with boisterous behaviour. Often compared to the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, though more "filthy" in nature.

Originally Founded at 93 Headcorn Drive, Canterbury - 2014.

A: " I heard Jacob slept with Megan last night, she let him ejaculate on her face."
B: " What a filth merchant! Thats not as bad as Josh, who jacked-off in his housemates shampoo bottle!"

by TrollHunter2014 July 22, 2016

filth merchant

Some one who works at a fast food store.
(Overheard in Sydney, Australia)

1: I hear Shaz has a job.
2: Doing what?
1: Filth Merchant at Macca's

by rmcc70 May 14, 2005

Filth Haven

A warm moist environment where coats and jackets are generally stored. In this area germs are able to thrive and asexually reproduce at a rapid rate. If you listen close enough, you are able to hear the filth multiplying

Chuck T. - What the hell is this?!?! This coat room is a Filth Haven

by hersheyk July 10, 2011

filth monkey

A young person obsessed with pornography.
i.e. Jackson

You fucking filth monkey!

by Mr Horatio Winterleaf February 21, 2007

Filth Monger

A term for someone who is involved in the dealing or trading of filthy or obscene material.

"Wow, my friend Chris has the greatest snuff films! He's such a filth monger!"

by greenlit February 24, 2009

Filth Ninja

Devious, sexual predator with very few known limits

i went back with a girl i met in the pub and she nailed my ball sack to the bed post, she was a right filth ninja

by the filth ninja's assistant May 13, 2009

filth factor

An international version of the Scandinavian "Fultal", literally: "Ugly Number". Simply the amount of partners a person has slept with, multiplied by the difference in age between the youngest and oldest.

Ex. 15 partners, youngest born 1985, oldest 1975, filth factor of 150.

- Karen spent the night at that 65 year old's place.

- Oh my god, her filth factor must have gone through the roof!!

by Carl Philip March 11, 2008