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Felipe Has A Small Dick
Felipe by Reap. September 7, 2018
Felipe is destined to become a plumber. He is pedosexual. Felipe is a horrible name. Don’t name your child felipe please I beg you I suffer from the consequences. They are mostly lactose intolerant. And they smell like booty hole. If your name is felipe you should move to Alabama to talk about our curse together as a family. ;)
Call felipe the plumber please
Felipe by Send nudes mr Luke April 1, 2019
That one spanish douche that probably rides anything with "board" in the name. He probably owns a juul and won't let anyone get more than one hit in a rotation because hes as stiff as a dildo.
Everyone: Yo Felipe, pass the Juul!
Felipe: Can't, mi madre says i can't share until im 18
Everyone: Shut up you fucking bucket
Felipe by DeeJaayAlmighty April 12, 2019
Felipe is a very sad individual who got rejected by multiple girls and now owes 30 reais to his friend
Felipe you owe me 30 dollars -Nuggets

Felipe you are an idiot
Felipe by Pedronuggets September 18, 2019
Felipe is a name for a guy who appears to be worth something and very skilled, yet upon getting to know a Felipe, you will find he is very different than what you expected. He is rather mediocre and anti-climactic. If you can find someone who is not Felipe, it is advised you do so. You will always be disappointed.
Girl: Man, Felipe is kind of lame.
Guy: Yeah, I could have told you that. Everyone knows Felipe would let you down.
Felipe by BigBrainBoi720 January 17, 2020
Have you seen Felipe?
No, but I heard he's pretty Retarded.
Felipe by Colé March 17, 2020