farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

Farticles

The particles left when you fart while sitting.

"As she sat in the chair, the farticles began to flow through the air."

by Farticlegirl August 1, 2018

farticles

when you think you did a little, harmless fart without any force but it leaves a little 'residue' on clothing (or wherever you are sitting/ lying down) aka 'fart particles'

uh-oh... I'd better go to bathroom, that fart was worse than I thought - I'm detecting farticles.

by sparkstersfury July 27, 2023

Farticles

Noun - A minute portion of poo matter.
Released with ass gasses these small poo particles contaminate the atmosphere. Entraping these in someone’s pillow may result in Pink Eye.

Matt: *Farts*
Laura: “Stop releasing farticles!”

by Professor Penguin August 5, 2018

Farticles

Better word for fart particles.

I just ate a good load of farticles

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

Farticle

When you fart and pieces of your poop disperse into the air into tiny particles

EWWWW SARAH YOUR FARTICLES SMELL SO BAD

by veronicageorge March 14, 2019

Farticle

a fart particle

I just walked past someone and left farticles in my wake.

by HorribleGamer83 December 2, 2023