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P.F.M.M.

An acronym for "Please Fuck My Mouth."

Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.

This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"
- Hipster in a coffee shop: "I've never really been in a committed relationship. I just am trying to discover my own identity without a man."

Translation : "P.F.M.M."

- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."

-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."
by black julian April 2, 2010
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A.M.F.M

Another Man's Fecal Matter

Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.
by Crunchyness May 28, 2007
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i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d

I rlly dont kno :/

if anybody knows the meaning plz tell me and i will edit this 😭
This part can't be blank so I'll still be waiting for someone to plz define this for me if you know what it means. I will change it when I see the meaning in the comments 😉🙂 "i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d"
by Laila.carson November 28, 2020
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C.M.F.M. shoes

C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"
Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!
by TLuvly December 30, 2008
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P.F.M.D

Propensity for maximum density. A chic who is relatively skinny, but has the potential to be fat. Tell tale sign is chubby arms.
Yo that bitch has P.F.M.D.
by Maisbass May 13, 2006
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B.D.H.F.M

Meaning Birthday Hat for mice,
When the tip of a small penis looks like a birthday hat sized for a mouse
"Did u know jess has a B.D.H.F.M in his pants?"
by CodeBlue66 November 16, 2016
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i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back
i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020
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