2 PERSON EXERCISE

its basically sex.

YOUR DAD AND MOM TOLD YOU THIS WHEN THEY WERE DOING IT. ( 2 PERSON EXERCISE)

by LILYACKITY December 9, 2019

elbow exercise

to drink usually in excess

Lets go to the pub and elbow exercise

by Yousuf Chowdhary October 26, 2006

exercise

another word for "masturbate" 12 year old girls call it.

Should I exercise? I'm horny

by madsieeee June 8, 2016

exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.

Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.

by leroywaggle June 14, 2011

exercute

To commit an illegal sexual act with a minor, usually molesting them or giving them surprise sex.

Did you hear, Jon exercuted that middle school girl at the party on Friday.

by Maximillian Pandita October 14, 2007

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

exercise intolerance

The condition that people with fibromyalgia claim they have that prevents them from engaging in physical activities that have been shown to significantly help their "disease."

Joyce: Because of exercise intolerance, I cannot workout for more than 10 minutes.
Billy: Hmmmmm, are you sure? Or is it because you weigh 300 pounds? You know Joyce, I know of a really good water aerobics class.

by PsyDawg July 13, 2015