Exam maths

Doing the maths relating to an upcoming exam, with 2 possible motivations:

1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long left to revise and look over stuff.... or
2. To deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively

These may well combine....

C: Sh*t i just worked out that I have 20 working hours til my exam in 3 days.... taking out the time I need to sleep, eat, gym, shop, fb, tweet, email, hang out, watch TV.... its even less if I want to shower too!

R: You do realise you spent 3 hours working on that exam maths....

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C: Cr*p I just did some exam maths and realised I need to get at least 62/100 for this exam, because theres no way Im going to get above 48 in that other one, and my coursework would only be a 59 at best... although that only counted for 40% so weighted its like a 65 or something...

R: Do some work.

by RStokesy May 30, 2009

exam hero

Someone that does a lot of exams in a short period of time by cramming and not sleeping

Wow look at Chris go, tanking ECE231 like an exam hero

by chriswatlollol August 5, 2010

Physical Exam Boner

An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.

"Dude, i got a physical exam boner yesterday!"
"Well at least you don't have a male doctor."

by Squea April 10, 2008

final exam

a monster of a test that takes a tremendous amount of time and effort and is usually worth 20% of your grade

last year when i was taking my final exam my teacher came up to me and said
"gimmee your test! gimmee your test!"
"whyyyyyyyyyyyy??"
"GIMMEE YOUR TEST!!"

by john c. kyle February 10, 2006

Exam Week Diet

a regimen of caffeine, applied every 3 hours, as well as energy drinks. Advil may be added if necessary.

Dude, i feel like crap, i'm doing the exam week diet.

by Justin Gerard December 16, 2008

Premature exasperation

Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.

by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011

exambushed

When you arrive to class late, as usual, and everyone is busy taking an exam that you forgot about. Can also mean receiving a hard as fuck test in a seemingly easy class.

I strolled into class today and was totally exambushed.

by Fat Harsh May 16, 2008