crusty ewok

When you go to a girl's childhood home, beat off in her room, and cum in her old teddy bear.

I snuck into Becky's parents' house and gave her a crusty ewok because she pissed me off

by Hurricane_Heimbach March 13, 2018

Ewok Cockblock

Being such a big Star Wars fan that it prohibits you from getting laid.

Wilby was going to go out to the bar, but Spike had an original trilogy marathon on. George Lucas inadvertently gave him an Ewok Cockblock.

by Wilby Daniels December 08, 2013

Wet Ewok

The act of licking a hairy asshole

Person 1: so Dechlan you and Paige seem good
Person 2: yea she gave me a ton of Wet Ewoks
Person 1: .....grim

by Knobby Grimsby July 15, 2019

baby ewok

when, after a night of sex, drugs, partying and crushing two 7-11 hotdogs. you shit out something furry with big cute eyes and it swims around the bowl calling you by your first name.

you would not belive what happened to me this morning. Not sure what I did last night but i just shit out a baby ewok. The weird thing is it knew my name!

by Myles Deep August 17, 2008

Ballsack Ewok

The girl who dates your ex-boyfriend right after you break up. Usually a petite brunette who speaks some fabulous foreign language and spends her free time hand-making organic soaps which she donates to homeless people. Also see: Dat ho.

(At a party)
"Oh look, Johnny's here! Shit... He's with that Ballsack Ewok chick. Let's go."

by QOTB November 04, 2013

Ewok Moolesters

Verb: To rant endlessly about black ops to a point where everyone either begins to ignore you or threaten to kill you.

I feel like being a Ewok Moolesters today and destroy my relationships with people.

by Wiggledwarf May 01, 2011

Ewok girl

The very essence of ugly. Something that does not belong in this world. A girl who goes to my high school that looks like an ewok and wears short shorts.

Oh my god. That girl is disgusting I swear to god she is an Ewok girl.

by Mr. Jesus November 18, 2007