Evo

Getting together with the ugliest girl in town that has already a kid but still paying off the debt of your ex's car. Also it is esential for you to bring the bastard of your girlfriend to the swimming training.

He pult a full evo

by 4LuckyHectrone October 15, 2019

evo

a badass hoe that don’t need no man but still always tries to get one. she is strong and independent but always bases her worth on men...

“She seems like she’s confident and a boss ass woman, but she’s really an evo.”

by almondmilk3117 June 1, 2020

evos

Giving someone dirty looks

Hey,that girl was giving me evos

by Jazmineblaxk123 May 17, 2018

Evo

Super mega emo

P1 - Did you see that person over there?
P2- Yeah thats evo, hes super mega emo.

by Supercoolhotperson1 November 21, 2021

Evo Lag

When you’re lagging horribly during a game, usually at the worst possible moment — like in a clutch, ranked, or tourney match.

“Bro I’m getting EVO lag right now, I can’t even move.”
“Awh man, rip. That’s the worst.”

by speyxfr November 2, 2025

spec evo

Casual way to refer to speculative evolution, which is a vast subset of scifi that uses science to theorize and fantasize about the evolution of any kind of creatures (fantasy, ancient, current, space scifi, anime,... )

- my spec evo bf has been in an online argument over the ecological niches of an infinite mcdonalds dimension for 2 hours now :/

- was the square cube law wasn't brought up yet ?
- no, what thats that?
- hmm the situation is worse than i thought

by pragmatic moron December 27, 2023

Evo

A state of mind, a lifestyle. Where a person is both evil and emo. However, they are not truly evil.. just misunderstood.

“my mom just…. will never understand that what I’m doing isn’t EVIL!! .. it’s evo. <\3”

by lil.patison December 22, 2021