Synonymous with coke shits.
Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
by Jigginsmusic December 06, 2022
A "Camo-Escobar" is a Man who is always willing to give his all to everyone else leaving him with nothing in the end. He's been through alot of things in his life that despite his age made him mature and wiser than most. He's talented in multiple different ways. And is an all around package when it comes to being in a relationship. He love to make people laugh and smile and absolutely hates drama of all kinds.
by TheKingOfReal. June 09, 2023
A name used when you need to speak to someone, that is fearless, sexy, tough, a complete badass, and don't know their name.
by Julio Escobar I October 05, 2020
She’s Usually THICK and VERY pretty. She’s someone you could trust with all your stuff but can be a bitch at points. She knows how to make a joke out of anything and can always cheer you up when your not in a good mood.
Boy: She’s so pretty and has a perfect body. I wonder if she’s single
Girl: That’s Mckenzie Escobar. And too bad that’s my best friend.
Girl: That’s Mckenzie Escobar. And too bad that’s my best friend.
by NotYourBusiness101 May 04, 2019
by Blankblank22222 November 07, 2020
Bro like what like the October person is nothing like me anymore anyways I'm close to 300 but idk usernames thegazpacho currently tbh yk? Like the ones from chowder okay ig my last one was pisspile
Person 1: wow jahelyn escobar is really hot the fuck ALSO WHAT GUYS IM NOT RELATED TO PABLO ESCOBAR BUT LIKE ONCE GOING TO SCHOOL MY DAD DROPPED ME OFF AND A KID SAID HE LOOKED LIKE HIM AND LIKEE HUHHH DAWGG
by Thegazpacho June 10, 2021