Exshitnos or Exyshitnos is a term for Samsung's Exynos chipsets for phones. It is called Exshitnos for its HORRIBLE battery efficiency than Snapdragon and usually have terrible performance with really bad thermal throttling. Exshitnos phones are very inferior towards their Snapdragon counterparts while being the same price.
"What the fuck I used my S24 for 4 hours and It's already at 30% I hate Exshitnos!"
"My S24 Snapdragon lasts 14 hours. Glad I didn't buy an S24 Exshitnos version."
"My S24 Snapdragon lasts 14 hours. Glad I didn't buy an S24 Exshitnos version."
by meimeiruan May 22, 2024
Get the Exshitnos mug.The process that a company undergoes once it has either become a Monopoly (i.e Google, Microsoft, etc) but still wants to continuously impress/attract investors, so they go as far as to nickle & dime, scrub for any relevant data for potential buyers, and then create inconvenience within the service itself and sell the solution to said inconvenience. just to get as much money from their consumers to make their actual "customers" (the investors) happy.
"Google must've been real busy enshittifying their services as of late. That was 2 back to back unskippable YouTube ads. Time to get an adblocker"
"PlayStation Plus has jumped prices like 5 times this console generation! What the hell they smoking? Enshittification pack?"
"PlayStation Plus has jumped prices like 5 times this console generation! What the hell they smoking? Enshittification pack?"
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She is a cute girl with eyes like noone you've known.
She can be naive sometimes but she's damn intelligent to miss out on.
She might leave your messages on read.
Don't worry cause it turns out to be one of the most 'turning on'
things that she can do. Never end up liking her because you don't know how to dislike her then.
She can be naive sometimes but she's damn intelligent to miss out on.
She might leave your messages on read.
Don't worry cause it turns out to be one of the most 'turning on'
things that she can do. Never end up liking her because you don't know how to dislike her then.
by TheTrippingGuy December 11, 2024
Get the Eshita mug.The pattern in which online products and services decline in quality over time. Initial high-quality products or services exist to attract users, these products are eventually degraded to serve business customers better, and ultimately reduced to solely to line shareholders pockets with no intent to
for the users' best interest.
for the users' best interest.
Mod Pips took a game design masterclass on enshittification. First. he would gradually raise the price of membership and get users to combine their characters to one account. Then he would charge an ad version at the cheaper, original price and also force users to pay more for each additional account they own.
Timmy: "Wow, Mod Pips sure knows how to implement enshittification in game design!"
Ricky: "Yeah, I heard he did such a great job strangling the last game, that they promoted him all the way to CEO!"
Timmy: "Wow, Mod Pips sure knows how to implement enshittification in game design!"
Ricky: "Yeah, I heard he did such a great job strangling the last game, that they promoted him all the way to CEO!"
by PosteyPete2277 January 18, 2025
Get the Enshittification mug.The pattern in which online products and services decline in quality over time. Initial high-quality products or services exist to attract users, these products are eventually degraded to serve business customers better, and ultimately reduced to solely to line shareholders pockets with no intent to
for the users' best interest.
for the users' best interest.
Mod Pips took a game design masterclass on enshittification. First. he would gradually raise the price of membership and get users to combine their characters to one account. Then he would charge an ad version at the cheaper, original price and also force users to pay more for each additional account they own.
Timmy: "Wow, Mod Pips sure knows how to implement enshittification in game design!"
Ricky: "Yeah, I heard he did such a great job strangling the last game, that they promoted him all the way to CEO!"
Timmy: "Wow, Mod Pips sure knows how to implement enshittification in game design!"
Ricky: "Yeah, I heard he did such a great job strangling the last game, that they promoted him all the way to CEO!"
by PosteyPete2277 January 18, 2025
Get the Enshittification mug.When you forget your phone when going for a dump and are left there to contemplate feeling untethered, lonely, and questioning your very existence.
Man, I forgot my phone the other day when I went for a shit. Total wave of exshitstentialism as I just sat there staring at the wall. Felt like shit, in a manner of speaking.
by Miscusername June 24, 2025
Get the Exshitstentialism mug.Enshitification (noun) or Enshitify (verb): refers to the gradual decline in quality of digital platforms and services, typically following a predictable pattern: platforms initially offer great value to attract users, then exploit those users to attract business customers, and finally abuse both groups to maximize profits for shareholders. This can also apply to organizations or individuals who premeditatively act with sentient malfeasance to make circumstances worse for themselves or for others.
The term was coined by journalist Cory Doctorow to describe how internet platforms become progressively worse over time. Examples include social media sites increasing ads and reducing organic reach, streaming services fragmenting content across multiple paid tiers, or search engines prioritizing paid results over useful information.
The process usually involves platforms leveraging their market dominance and user lock-in effects to extract more value while providing less utility, ultimately degrading the user experience in favor of short-term financial gains.
The term was coined by journalist Cory Doctorow to describe how internet platforms become progressively worse over time. Examples include social media sites increasing ads and reducing organic reach, streaming services fragmenting content across multiple paid tiers, or search engines prioritizing paid results over useful information.
The process usually involves platforms leveraging their market dominance and user lock-in effects to extract more value while providing less utility, ultimately degrading the user experience in favor of short-term financial gains.
Example 1:
Wang: “Ashok, your LinkedIn enshitification KPIs are below expectations. Make them rise like your H-1B and RSUs depend on it.”
Ashok: “Wang, I will add videos of ‘Gen-Z Stare’ and ‘Marketing Tips from the Trailerpark’ to the feeds of everyone with at least twenty years of professional experience.”
Wang: “Very good. Now let’s ensure our enshitification KPIs and layoff some US citizens. That will get those RSUs up, too.”
Example 2:
SLC Station Owner: “I want to sell this here rim-shot signal with a loyal following and awesome deejays who know their stuff to Odd-Assy, IfartRadio, La Invasora de Culo, or K-Jeebus. Can you help me?”
Slick Radio Consultant: “Well, the first step in pre-sale enshitification is to take the music your loyal listeners enjoy, such as Stan Ridgway, Prefab Sprout and Ocean Blue and mix in some Coldplay, Evanescence and Linkin Park!”
SLC Station Owner: “That’s a great start there, sparky, but can you get me closer to sale? I need to retire to Mesquite!”
Slick Radio Consultant: “Fast-Track enshitifcation has you firing all of the beloved deejays, pissing-off the loyal listeners, and that check will clear in no time. Enjoy Mesquite!”
Example 3:
2024 American Voter: “I want to ensure rightful enshitification of 'murica for generations to come!”
2024 American Voter: Makes corresponding selection, belches, and goes for a Dairy Queen Hung'r'buster Meal afterwards
Wang: “Ashok, your LinkedIn enshitification KPIs are below expectations. Make them rise like your H-1B and RSUs depend on it.”
Ashok: “Wang, I will add videos of ‘Gen-Z Stare’ and ‘Marketing Tips from the Trailerpark’ to the feeds of everyone with at least twenty years of professional experience.”
Wang: “Very good. Now let’s ensure our enshitification KPIs and layoff some US citizens. That will get those RSUs up, too.”
Example 2:
SLC Station Owner: “I want to sell this here rim-shot signal with a loyal following and awesome deejays who know their stuff to Odd-Assy, IfartRadio, La Invasora de Culo, or K-Jeebus. Can you help me?”
Slick Radio Consultant: “Well, the first step in pre-sale enshitification is to take the music your loyal listeners enjoy, such as Stan Ridgway, Prefab Sprout and Ocean Blue and mix in some Coldplay, Evanescence and Linkin Park!”
SLC Station Owner: “That’s a great start there, sparky, but can you get me closer to sale? I need to retire to Mesquite!”
Slick Radio Consultant: “Fast-Track enshitifcation has you firing all of the beloved deejays, pissing-off the loyal listeners, and that check will clear in no time. Enjoy Mesquite!”
Example 3:
2024 American Voter: “I want to ensure rightful enshitification of 'murica for generations to come!”
2024 American Voter: Makes corresponding selection, belches, and goes for a Dairy Queen Hung'r'buster Meal afterwards
by Wing Lung and his Camry July 31, 2025
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