i have a previous engagement 

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

i have a previous engagement by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

engage 

a word (usually yelled) that supposively can trigger practically any thing to "blast off" in a rocket-like manner.

ENGAGE!!!!!!!!

(some telephone booth suddenly shoots out fire and flys up into the air)

engage by Fart! May 13, 2005

engagement ring 

The ring given from man to woman when the woman accepts the man's proposal... traditionally the ring should contain one diamond at the least .

I said yes to Frank and he gave me a huge engagement ring!

engagement ring by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008

Engagement 

A calculated decision made to prevent others from encroaching on territory held by proposer of engagement. Simultaneously marking all call options held to zero in the process. Antonym: See "True Love"

I will have to have an engagement contract with Jan if she gets into HBS. You guys don't know how bad the ratio is over there.

Engagement by Anonymousey41 April 19, 2011

enraged panda sex 

When two obese people have really hardcore sex

Me and my wife had some enraged panda sex last night

enraged panda sex by The cream on your yams 461 February 26, 2017

engagement chicken 

a special chicken dish with magic properties, causing boyfriends to propose to their girls. Made famous by Glamour magazine in the 80s and many couples have experienced the witchcraft of engagement chicken since then, including Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. A popular recipe for this lemon-herb chicken can be found by Ina Garden, who has confirmed its magical powers.

Beth: "omg he just proposed, we're getting married!"
Ashley: "wow when did he propose?"
Beth: "after I made him engagement chicken"

engagement chicken by solitairestardust November 30, 2017

Won't Engage 

Used to describe a person who will not have sex with you no matter what you try.

I'm trying to get my gf to have sex with my but she won't engage.

Won't Engage by Godfree0000001 September 22, 2010