emu

a Kevinism. n. an emo

Dude that guys a fuckin emu.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

emu.

a bird that is used in the manufacure of slippers.

emu is a lame name given to people who were previously named emapoo by someone who usually goes by the name of julia.

they have really big eggs and can peck your eyes out.

the people whom are named emu can usually peck your eyes out too.

hey, is that made out of emu?

whoah those are some big emu eggs.

fred: AHHHH! EMU PECKED OUT MY EYES!
bob: a bird?
fred: no, the blonde in the corner!

hey emu, can you buy me another $80 worth of cookies? and while youre up there ill just sit down right here and drink your water bottle and use all of your chapstick.

by Emachu December 14, 2004

emu

a large bird that lays large eggs.

and no, we americans don't pronounce emu emyoo,why don't you learn something about america before you say something

by letusbeus December 25, 2006

emu

a. A genre of Australian emo music.

b. An Australian follower of emo
trends.

That guy is very emu.

by Mona1 June 4, 2005

emu

a drug dealer with an extremeley huge ass and cant find pants to fit his/her huge ass

a fugly biatch who does drugs

damn those emus.

mr.ferguson is a really fat emu.

by IrockLikeAship (mel) October 14, 2004

emu

a large bird with a long neck. the word emu is also a one syllabel word

predator approaches,emu places head is put into ground and pretends to be invisible

by illiterate rockstar May 9, 2006

emu war

Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius

American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*

by LordPapus March 1, 2017