emory

N. An athletic boy who is mysterious and quiet, but somehow gets a girl's attention. The more that is known about him, the more appealing he is. He is smart, but behind closed doors is wild and very sexual.

I already have a boyfriend, but that Emory somehow grabs my attention.

by erb0889 March 13, 2009

Emodouche

The rare breed of both an emo and a douche.

Mike: "everybody wants me to be what they want me to be; i'm not happy when i try to fake it. ...oh that's why i'm easy, i'm easy like sunday morning"

Mikes older brother: oh go crawl in a dark closet emodouche

by Hope W January 23, 2011

Emory

Emory is an amazing partner. Funny athletic and some how always grabs your attention. He will always be by your side through serious situations. He will always know how to put a smile on your face. He also seems mysterious and doesn't really let you in. However he makes an amazing boyfriend. He thinks the world of his partner and would do anything for them.

That emory knows how to make me feel better.
Why does Emory grab my attention?

by Emory name December 24, 2018

eord

When you spell word wrong

I was texting my dad and said eord insted of word

by Dogfight dog June 14, 2022

The Emory Wheel

Fake news

Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!

by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019

Emorphasis

The process by which a normal kid turns emo. Often happens overnight and the kid shows up at school the next day and is all of a sudden wearing black and eye liner.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that kid, he has black makeup covering half his face.
Guy 2: Hes still undergoing emorphasis. He had to make a big statement the first day, but after a while he'll become integrated into their culture and learn how to put on the right amount of eyeliner.

by the p man December 30, 2008

emorection

When you get an erection due to an emotional event, rather than a sexy event.

"When I was hugging my mom earlier, I got an emorection!"

by kuran December 29, 2007