Edmontonian

A citizen of Edmonton. Not very intelligent or attractive. They're not liked too much.

"Yeah, I heard that girl wouldn't go out with him."
"He's an Edmontonian, no one would go out with him"

by TheAbdBoy December 9, 2008

Edmonton

A shit-poor excuse for a city. I visited to see the world's biggest mall only to find out its the world's sixth biggest mall... and it is a bloated and dated piss-poor excuse of a shopping center. I'd rather visit three malls in Calgary than waste half a fucking day to drive to Edmonton and get in a car wreck with some immigrant who can't drive.

Why can't you imbred Edmontonians learn how to drive?

Edmonton is known for being a shitty, dusty, cold piece of shit town in the middle of nowhere. People visit expecting a great mall and find a smelly dated piece of shit with a dirty waterpark.

by spokaneskibum October 20, 2008

Edmound

A man who has a massive cock and games 24/7.

Goddamn! You have a massive cock AND you game every hour of your life? Your such an Edmound!

by JaKhaki_Twin December 21, 2020

Edmond Haofang Jia

A person that owes his friends $65 and never keeps his word.

MAN! that Edmond Haofang Jia! He never keeps his promises! Don't trust him guys.

by KaisUW August 24, 2021

Edmonique

A combination of Ed and Monique, Ed meaning prosperous, fortune, and wealth. Monique meaning wise and warm. Edmonique meaning a female who is prosperous, fortunate, wealthy, full of wisdom and warmth.

Edmonique is a very unique name.
How do you pronounce Edmonique?

by edmoniqueee November 23, 2021

Edmontosaurus

A large, heavily built Hadrosaur that lived alongside other iconic Dinosaurs, such as Tyrannosaurus, Triceratops, Ankylosaurus, and Pachycephalosaurus, in the Hell Creek Formation.
It was typically around 43 feet long, making it one of, if not the largest animal in Hell Creek, rivaled only by the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. Some individuals got to 50 feet!

Despite popular media, they were anything but defenseless, they could use their large size, stiff tail, and hooves to inflict heavy damage and send even a Tyrannosaurus reeling.

(This definition describes E.annectens, and not it’s equally as powerful Canadian cousin, E.regalis.)

“We think we know everything about Edmontosaurus, but then we discover something that turns out understanding of it on its head!”

by TheSaurianTaco May 5, 2022

Noel Edmonds

A deal or no deal themed sex game, where 1 person is blindfolded and has to guess what's inside the magic 23 box. This item then has to be used in a way to create pleasure. Anything can be a sex toy if you use your imagination. Noel Edmonds style beard optional.

Last night my girlfriend and I played the super sensual Noel Edmonds, it was so hot!

by Noel Edmonds What's in my box August 31, 2016