go ugly early

During prohibition this was a phrase used by Harry's Chocolate Shop, a Bar in West Lafayette, IN which called itself a chocolate shop to avoid being known as a bar. Their slogan "Go Ugly Early" was the opposite of its real meaning "come pretty late"

Hey are you going to the bar tonight?
Yeah, go ugly early!

by Boilermakerveen November 4, 2008

early sharer

A person who communicates intimate details about their personal life when you've only just met them in an innappropriate, mental alarm-bell ringing way. They may well lack true friends to do this with and so try to make you their new BF.

"I just cannot bear that girl, man, she's such an early sharer. Five minutes after I met her she was talking about her and her boyfriend's sexual problems and he was RIGHT THERE!"

by minkymary December 15, 2009

earsy

like a "nosy" thing, except... earsy... meaning, you're an eavesdropper.

ronoldo, you're quite the earsy fellow to listen in on emilys and dianes conversation like that.

by Hilzey October 6, 2009

earryt

A 'Earryt' is a fabulous male. Intense, silent, like a dormant volcano about to erupt.

Ladies prefer Earryt's to other males.

Earryt's are usually seen with at least 6 females at a time.

Did you see him? How did he turn into a such a earryt? Look at him, the girls are all over him! player

by Mr. Llama May 2, 2014

earal sex

Shoving your cock in the ear and thrusting hard into the ear drum and it will bust cum in the ear drum

I just had earal sex wit yo uncle so suck my ass crack you fuck nigga

by Red_Cum_pussy_fart May 6, 2016

early adopter

A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.

Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.

by halal9000 April 26, 2019

Metro Early college middle school

Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

:)

Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"

by I'mSorryMom November 2, 2018