EJ

Nut in someone's mouth!

Hey look at the guy isn't he the guy who EJ'ed that guy.

by Adolfie June 15, 2022

EJ DA SOLUTION

Former 17 year old Rapper From Miami Florida

EJ DA SOLUTION I DROPPED A NEW ALBUM CALLED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

by Money Counting November 20, 2023

EJ

EJ is a tall, lanky guy with an absolute god complex. He is a basketball prodigy but sometimes loses his sports credit because he thinks formula one racing is entertaining. If you look into his eyes you will undoubtably get lost in them and have an undying need to learn more. If you are lucky enough to get close to him you will either find that his humor is creepily soothing or you will see the not as nice side. At night he turns into a boney, spiky haired gremlin who will sneak up on you while you sleep and suckle the blood through your toes while staring at you in a very horny way. If you see an EJ, stay away from him unless you have his favorite food, deep fried worms. If you can supply him with enough worms you can be sure that he will not suck out your blood.

"that's the EJ that tried to suck my toe blood!

"EJ is so good at basketball."

"I ran out of worms, I think EJ is gonna kill me!"

by Horse_Boy_20 November 30, 2021

EJ

EJ is straight up the most sped person you will ever meet. He has sexually harassed multiple women, and has no respect for authority. He is the type of person to light a pile of clothes on fire inside an apartment building. He watches porn in public and won't care if you tell him off. He is a true degenerate

Person 1: Did you hear EJ got arrested for sleeping in a public park?

Person 2: It seems like something he would do

Person 1: Yeah

by Justin Bravetti November 29, 2022

ej the dj

ej is alright i guess

yooo is that ej the dj?
yea she gw all of fourth year at the last mexx

by … January 28, 2023

EJ

A person who enjoys spending time at home and not always going out to work with Co-Workers is called an EJ. A EJ can still have a good time going out with friends, and enjoy other aspects of a normal social life, but prefers to be home. EJ's may like to be alone, or with family at home, or have friends come over.

Young Jake was going to go out but decided to pulling an EJ and stay home with Basil.

by JoeCarps November 1, 2023

Ej

the hottest person to ever exist you are literally so sexy mwuah

“ej is so hot i wanna date them holy shit”

by Ejsinyourmom November 22, 2021