Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

chicken eggroll

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

"Um chicken eggroll?"

by Pussypounder600 August 9, 2015

the American eggroll

Shoving American foods into a Chinese guy’s anus.

I gave Henry the American eggroll

by anonymous July 1, 2023

Eggroll

To offend a person or something with none offensive words

Oi you eggroll be quiet

by Latisha72 July 27, 2018

Eggroll

To call someone a offensive, but you really dont want to offend anyone

Oi you eggroll come back and give me my money

by Latisha72 July 27, 2018

Eggrolls

The layer of flabiness that protrudes over jeans that are 4 sizes too small. Often combined with a top 4 sizes too short. Generally met with disgust from onlookers.

Damn she's so fat she's got eggrolls.

Is that a belt wrapped around a sleeping bag? Oh wait, it's just a guy with eggrolls

by eggrollington May 16, 2018

Tiwana Eggroll

When the hottest Asian dude sends you pictures of all your favorite things, like feet,birds. You might claim he's not your favorite Asian but he REALLY IS!!

Bruce is MY Tiwana Eggroll

by Chino915 January 24, 2024