A person that speaks "l337" or some other degenerative computer language that may or may not use "rAndOm CApItALIzAtION".
l337Hax0r is an e-tard.
by Gimp Lick June 1, 2004
by Naruto the Negro August 29, 2008
Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!
Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!
Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?
by Bearmike March 6, 2008
1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)
2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)
2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)
"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"
Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard
Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard
by aparanoidbw December 17, 2006
Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.
"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
by 9632586412 April 10, 2012
the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.
by GeetSquad May 14, 2010
This is technically someone who is not proficient at e mailing, or any communication using the computer.
I kept getting blank e mail messages from my mother-in-law, I called her and she said she's sending pictures, she's such an e tard!!!
by Lisahere November 3, 2006