Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!

An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Flying Dutchman

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.

by Tim Hirsch September 25, 2005

Flying Dutchman

where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.

man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.

by Robrobrockstar February 12, 2006

Rolling Dutchman

A fast-moving ghostly train found late at night on Wenz Rd. in Toledo, Ohio.

We were late to the party because we got stopped by the Rolling Dutchman.

by Cara!!! and Rob August 27, 2008

Flying Dutchman

The act of zip lining into your lover's intimate parts.

Guy: Can I give you a Flying Dutchman?
Girl: Yummy, I want some of that!!!!
Guy: Here I come!!!!!!!!!!! (Zip lined into girls intimate parts)

by Raging_Pooper6547 December 13, 2014

Dutchtica

Odd term applied to certain members of the inhabitants of the Netherlands.
These people are generally looked up to in some way or another.

"Hahaha! You're my number one Dutchtica!"

"Can't you see the difference between them and that Dutchtica?"

by Rico June 25, 2003

Flying Dutchman

When you cup a potent fart then throw it at someone. A twist on the Dutch Oven.

I got Sam right between the eyes with a snowball, then he returned fire with a gnarley Flying Dutchman.

by Alexcellent-69 March 10, 2015