Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010

Darien Dunch

Slang Term for a munch or a quick snack

Awryt mate, hawd it there am just going to get a Darien Dunch, ken aye..

by Bennoo March 20, 2008

dulchinosed

If you have a very large meeting that is critical for technical expertise from a key individual - minimum of $400m of potential business; and the key technical resource decides to not show up nor tell anyone...and flys to Europe.

We got totally dulchinosed on the last deal with our big customer.

Man - everything was going well until we got totally dulchinosed in Silicon Valley

by ebcum November 30, 2016

Bolsa de Duche

bag of douche in spanish. when your around your friends and you want to call someone a douche bag without them knowing.

my boss is a Bolsa de Duche iv'e had the shit-shift for three weeks in a row!

by T-Niz August 11, 2008

Darchon

An adjective used to describe a very perverted womanizer.

Cookiez was so darchon before he got neutered.

by Flora C. April 2, 2007

Dunch

noun.

Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner

His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!

by Willow October 27, 2007

Duchess

Is a royal bitch and or pussy

Sammy: What up?

Ronald: Fuck you Duchess

by Ranch Face May 30, 2011