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Mr. Dunn

A rodent like teacher that curls his hair backwards to achieve the goal of looking cool, but realistically just makes his hair look like a dumbass mullet wing. His daily attire includes collared striped shirts and black jeans , with a annoying key chain that makes douchy noise everyime he walks by. Talking like hes unsure about anything is what he does best, but not better than his spastic chicken walk. Most days he spends the lunch singing his favorite song "forever young", but of course he sounds like a queefing anal bead. His students refer to him as Mr. Dunce but he does not hear because his wings like hair blocks his ears. He sucks ballsack for dinner.
Kid : Hey look at Mr. Dunn walking over there.

Kid 2 : hahaha hes such a douche, look his wings flap when he walks.

Kid 3 : i expect him to start flying.

Kid 4 : what a dunnce.
by WINGSREPELLENT April 30, 2010
mugGet the Mr. Dunnmug.

dunne disease

Dunne disease can be found in almost any type of person, young or old, excluding crack heads. It is characterized by overwhelming lethargy, or, more specifically, the inability to do anything productive, especially if it involves moving. Often the devastating slothfulness is also accompanied by an even more grating constant complaining. When it is present it almost always has to do with the affected persons needs, such as food or water, which that person simply cannot meet themselves.

Dunne disease is normally fatal only because those affected with it will starve to death, or be killed by the people around them who’ve grown tired of their fucking bullshit attitude and constant whining.
Person 1: OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I"VE BEEN BITTEN BY A KING COBRA! GET THE ANTIDOTE! I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS!

Person 2: I don't know, it's way over on the counter and i'm really tired.

Person 1: MY LEGS ARE TURNING PURPLE! EVERYTHING IS GOING BLACK! I CAN'T SEE, OH GOD, I CAN'T SEE!!

Person 2: Jesus, stop yelling, I'm really tired. The medicine is pretty far away, i guess i'll get you it sometime tommorow probably.

Person 1: ...

2 Weeks later

Person 2: Man, why does it smell so bad in here? ...HEY, CAN ANYONE GET ME A SANDWICH? HELLO?
by cracker jones January 31, 2005
mugGet the dunne diseasemug.

Dunne Girls

These marymount sweathearts:

Kaitlyn- the good grl of the 2 who claims she is not a wild child; a hottie with a body

Alexis- the quite 1, who is said to be the "wild child"; a cutie with a bootie
I'm boning out.

I'm dunne with dinner/lunch/brunch/breakfast/midnight snacks.
by im dunne stalkin the dunnes November 29, 2004
mugGet the Dunne Girlsmug.

chase dunn

chase dunn is a total sweetheart and doesn't deserve what u guys put in there about him...he's so funny and always knows just what to say to make someone feel better.
girl: I'm so upset...I got a D on my paper!
Chase: It's alright you'll do better next time
by miselanious April 11, 2005
mugGet the chase dunnmug.

Jai Dunn

Literal definition of a pest. Looks like a bug.
Ur such a pest bro should call you Jai Dunn
by Vapez123 May 17, 2020
mugGet the Jai Dunnmug.

Sam Dunn

Sam Dunn was a white trash crack baby with no self worth and no future
by dr.lucky November 24, 2022
mugGet the Sam Dunnmug.

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