Dung Shui

the art or practice of creating harmonious bowels that enhance the balance of yin and yang by defecating immediately following a meal.

I ate so much Chinese food, but after dropping a duece my dung shui was restored.

by Mike Arnhaid December 26, 2009

Dung fest

a crap situation

that night out was a complete dung fest

by nb09 February 1, 2009

twat dung

when a woman wont shut the fuck up, what comes out of her mouth is reffered to as twat dung.

that bitch wont stop talking about womens rights... im starting to smell some nasty twat dung.

by marniac June 6, 2009

cow dung

the poops of the cows

cow dung is cows poop
in africa in a village houses are made of cow dung

by riask August 26, 2008

dung puncher

Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.

Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher.

by David from Kingsbury November 5, 2003

dung tardis

Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.

The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

jam dung

Jamaican name for Jamaica

Trodding through jam dung

by Natty Dread August 7, 2003