Duck

Ducks are an annoying kind of species that steal your food and never shut up.

Theu swim in water and are very loud.

You were sitting at the pond enjoying ypur food while staring at the glowing sun, suddenly you hear a very loud sound
"QUACK!!" the duck screamed as it splashed through the water. You realized it was coming after you, The duck opend its mouth and grabbed you from the hair and slammed you into the water.It quickly and sneakily went for the food in your hand, "QuaCK!" it screamed in victrory and evilness, laughing at you as it swam off into the sun. You were shocked as you were coverd in water and had no food!.

by islayeddd February 7, 2022

Duck

Chicken but better.

"Bro, look at that cute duck at the pond!"

by Cracktard July 26, 2021

Duck

Stoke-on-Trent word used for either sex.

"No thanks duck"

"How are you duck?"

by 13-16-20 May 19, 2009

Duck

An autocorrected form of "fuck" that usually makes you seem like you are academically challenged as you struggle to correct the word, but autocorrect keeps fixing it.

Ed:

"Hey you missed an awesome party bro"

Joe:

"Duck"
"*duck"
"*DUCK"

Ed:
"Do you mean duck?"

Joe:
"Awe duck man you too?"

by Nipple421blezit July 7, 2014

Duck

4chan world filter for loli
Formally Thomas Jefferson

lol guyz is this duck?

by Zaku Sniper September 16, 2005

Duck

a duck is an ass or someone who is stupid without any sense.

Your boyfriend cheats on you and you still stay with his ass!

"Your a duck, why in the hell you still with his lame ass?"

by christina coney November 16, 2006

Duck

Inspiration for a question game required an increasing number of people. You are asked the opening question and answer with the set response. At the end, turn to someone else (anyone from a complete stranger to someone's who's standing there waiting to join) and ask the opening question. Results in a long chain of people passing repsonses or question from the original person to the most recent participant.

Wanna buy a Duck?
A what?
A Duck.
Does it quack?
Of course it quacks.
Let me hear it quack.
Quack!

by The French Girl January 5, 2005