by Lester October 29, 2003
Get the dried roast beefmug. a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.
by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020
Get the Blow-dried cowmug. The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.
{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."
by Pize October 15, 2004
Get the Sun-Dried Tomatoesmug. by fedup June 24, 2003
Get the freeze dried whackaloonmug. Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.
Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato
Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato
Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato
by Milo43 September 12, 2010
Get the Sun Dried Tomatomug. by Gardenry Margret December 4, 2011
Get the Dried up lakemug. Demitry sounded like a dried up penis when he last spoke on vent about how much he loved dajinn and stephani.
by wray May 18, 2006
Get the dried up penismug.