Grandma’s Drapes

Saggy vaginal lips.

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017

Draper Breath

1) The strong wreak of booze on a professional's (lawyer, doctor, ad man) breath before sun down on work days only.

2) A level of halitosis only reached by beginning drinking brown liquor circa 10:30am and not stopping all work day long.

3) Of or relating to Don Draper and his breath, at the office on the show Mad Men. Considering he drinks all day, it must be just awful.

That fool Cap'n Quint really tied one on all day and then stumbled home to his wife and sick child with a serious case of Draper Breath.

by Cap'n Quint December 8, 2009

Drapes

To rob or steal quickly in an inner city- usually accompanied by an unnecessary beating. The act of drapsing someone can be a planned ambush attack or an opportunistic hit.

My man Neil had his phone snatched when he was out walking and gave chase (with the help of a supposedly helpful passer-by, who said he knew of the offender). The chase led into a wooded area of a park...but when they caught up with thief, the sitution turned poor for my man as the "helpful" passer-by turned on him. Others poorly emerged from nearby bushes and proceeded to drapes my man of funds and his watch whilst administating a needless beating.

by The Extractor May 26, 2006

Draped Up

Originated in H-Town,Texas

A whip that is pimped out with rims, nice sound etc.

Also See:
Dripped Out

"I'm draped up and dripped out, the truth has just slipped out, 84's, Red Doors, Candy Apple Flip-Flop" - Lil' Keke

Tommy: " Hey nice new ride, is that draped up?"
Billy: " Hell yeah mayne, this shit got 84's, candy paint, bass in the back, Hydros and Leather."
Tommy: " Wow Kool Dude"

by Alex and Jeff December 29, 2005

drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

Drapetomania

Drapetomania is a term that derived in the slave days and was used to describe the "disease" in which the symptoms were "a slave that was addicted to attempting escape or escaping slavery..."

Cure: cut off their toes.

None needed.

by Chris Johnson May 11, 2004

drapetomaniac

A person who has the overwhelming urge to run away

I am a drapetomaniac

by Blackholesblacksouls January 13, 2014