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imagine dragons

by Tee! September 23, 2018
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dragons

adjective.
used to describe things which are awesome.

see also: the shit, the tits, the balls
<guy#1> dude, check out this flamethrower i just made
<guy#2> holy shit man, that's totally dragons
by bogsnarth August 11, 2006
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Dragons Fucking Cars

An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.

Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
by Efurion October 18, 2020
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DragonSpirit

Earth shaking loud speakers that will make your tits wobble and nuts bang togther.
DragonSpirit
by CleverDiC February 4, 2010
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Screaming Dragons

Sex act: The Act of putting any hot sauce in your dick hole, and your partner’s vagina. Then when you both Cum, it is as though your penis and their vagina are breathing fire.
My girlfriend and I did the screaming dragons last night... I haven’t stopped bleeding from my Urethra yet...
by The Sauce Bo$$ August 8, 2018
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Raging Twin Dragons

A term for when a male urinates and the stream splits in two, typically spraying the unwanted fluids everywhere (back and sides of the toilet, the floor, pants, etc.)
"I was afraid to go back to my company's table after taking a piss at the Olive Garden because my Raging Twin Dragons got all over my pants."
by Phraust March 6, 2013
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dungeon and dragons

a game which has a fuck load of dice and shit load of rules i like it anyway :P
i choked on my dungeon and dragons dice i thought they were skittles. O_O
by Raginkronic September 28, 2006
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