by asdasdasdfdse August 17, 2009
Exerting the force of dragon, the hardest force known to man, (see "Power metal") onto the strings of a guitar. Can be determined using the equation, DragonForce = DragonMass * DragonAcceleration, which is currently believed to be part of the aleph continuum hypothesis, or dividing by 0.
"Dude, I couldn't divide DragonForce by 0."
"Not even the Large Hadron Collider can reveal information that the DragonForce can."
"Not even the Large Hadron Collider can reveal information that the DragonForce can."
by Anonymous - 0GM January 04, 2008
A Power Metal band. Most people that hate DragonForce have only heard their 1 popular song and don't actually know anything else about them, but just NEED to hate them. People that have actually seen them live and not on videos, would probably all agree they're great. And they are.
DragonForce is great.
by inyourfaceidiot August 15, 2008
The act of creating music when you don't have even a faint trace of musicality, aesthetics or humanism. Writing music so stale and forced only adolescents who are blind to the fact you have nothing whatsoever to say or offer society can listen to it.
"Did you hear the latest song by Soulja Boy, Man he's taking DragonForcing to a whole new level!" or "Man, Even Paris Hilton DragonForced out an album!"
by threeofaperfectpair April 17, 2008
A band which originated from London with the members Sam Totman, Herman Li, ZP Theart and some drummer and bass player (Who cares?)
They combine fast playing with upbeat lyrics to give a feeling of power to those who listen to it. Their lyrics usually contain stories of myth and legend. Herman Li was given the chance to play with the world's greatest Shred Virtuosos. (Paul Gilbert, Sitriani, Vai, Satch, Malmsteem) He played.
Herman Li speeds himself up with a computer in the studio and is a sloppy player. Sam Totman writes their music which is ALWAYS in the key of C major. Both Herman and Sam both fall off of the stage regularly and lick balls at their own solos live because they can't play as fast as their studio recordings because they're sped up. Their solos are also comprised of simple scales with small variations. They're also out of tune in many of their concerts
Their drummer's good but that's about it.
Herman Li once appeared in a video lesson of how to "Sweep Pick" He failed miserably. It was like hearing a cat being raped by a sharp ice stalactite
They combine fast playing with upbeat lyrics to give a feeling of power to those who listen to it. Their lyrics usually contain stories of myth and legend. Herman Li was given the chance to play with the world's greatest Shred Virtuosos. (Paul Gilbert, Sitriani, Vai, Satch, Malmsteem) He played.
Herman Li speeds himself up with a computer in the studio and is a sloppy player. Sam Totman writes their music which is ALWAYS in the key of C major. Both Herman and Sam both fall off of the stage regularly and lick balls at their own solos live because they can't play as fast as their studio recordings because they're sped up. Their solos are also comprised of simple scales with small variations. They're also out of tune in many of their concerts
Their drummer's good but that's about it.
Herman Li once appeared in a video lesson of how to "Sweep Pick" He failed miserably. It was like hearing a cat being raped by a sharp ice stalactite
by Herman Ri December 29, 2007
A band originated from London that epic fails compared to Firewind. They lack the ability to think of any new songs, so they reuse the same tune and words every time.
by ifukdyermom February 13, 2009
An extremely generic power metal band that sounds like many others, and doesn't have anything else going for them besides playing fast. The majority of their fanbase is composed of morons who live off of all of the popular mallcore metal, and believe that "fast" means "good" when in fact, bands such as Dragonforce lack almost any originality and creativity whatsoever.
Metal poser: "Hey, you've heard Dragonforce right? The guitarist is so great!"
Odin: "No, he's fast."
Metal poser: "WTF? You must be emo, you don't know anything about metal."
Odin: "You fucking poser, have you even HEARD UneXpect or Wintersun? You and Dragonforce fail at being tr00 and epic. Get the fuck out."
Odin: "No, he's fast."
Metal poser: "WTF? You must be emo, you don't know anything about metal."
Odin: "You fucking poser, have you even HEARD UneXpect or Wintersun? You and Dragonforce fail at being tr00 and epic. Get the fuck out."
by Tempus Remorum July 20, 2006