the shit you find in your milk after its left out for days on end
Mom: WTF IS IN YOUR CUP?!

You: DAMN IT, DRACO MALFOY, GTFO YOU WHITE PIECE OF SHIT!
by Djsteelerz45 September 10, 2009
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Draco Malfoy is suposed to be Harrys nemesis in the Harry Potter series. He comes from one of the most powerfull wizarding families full of slythrins like himself, his family also associates themselves with voldy. He always annoys the golden trio, but only because he dosent have a choice. He was forced by his father to become a deatheater when he was 15. That is if u want a canon definetion.

But if u ask me and any other sane human being, he is the hottest, most handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, talented, fantastic, ambitious, intellegent, attractive, considerate, honourable, loyal, passionate, awesome, excellent, fabulous, incredible, outstanding, wonderful, sexy, seductive, and irresistible person who just wants to be loved. He is speculated to date Harry Potter by many fans, but that isnt true since he is dating me the badest bleep off all. He also uses Dior Sauvage and smells like green appels. He has daddy issues and is probably the most complex caractor from the show. He looks very hot in a black suit. He would definitely never rape/sexually assult anyone, he is not homophobic either and is very secure in his masculinity. He also never bodyshames and even if he hated u he would respect ur pronauns. He's also very horny and good at sex (maybe a bit kinky) he can definitely find the clit unlike Harry Potter himself. He would also be a softie when u were alone, but kind of mean when others are around.
If he was a math equation it would be: Draco Malfoy=Sex god
Loser: Draco Malfoy is mean!?
Me: God this place has gone to the dogs😒
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A fictional character from the film and book series Harry Potter. He is the son of Narcissa and Lucious Malfoy and the nephew of Ballatrix Lestrange, who had a child with lord voldemort which was therefore his cosin.
Girls on the popular app, tik tok, simp for him, As do those on whattpad, but those with over two brain cells can see that he an ugly ass bitch, and the only relationshhip he will ever have is with an apple.
by Draco malfoy is not hot December 30, 2021
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A wet ugly rat that every basic white girl reads wattpad stories and fantasizes about because they haven’t had a boyfriend in years so now they are dumping over a blonde bowl cutted douche bag from a wizard movie
How the fuck do people find draco malfoy attractive he literally looks like a blonde 2010 Justin Bieber with an aging filter on.

(Sorry Lilly💀💀💀)
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The ugliest fucking think I’ve seen. Well also a racist ugly fucking ferret character from the movies “Harry Potter”
Draco malfoy is so hot

“He’s really not
by Dracomalfoyhater February 13, 2021
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DRACO MALFOY ISNT A GODDAMN VILLIAN GET THAT THOUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
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