douchebiker

(n) portmanteau of douchebag and biker.

Class of bicycle enthusiast known to ride custom fixed gear bikes. Usually seen with one pant leg rolled up and wearing a Timbuk2 or Chrome bag.

Also see: http://yamabushi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fixiecliche.jpg

"Did you see all those douchebikers riding on Valencia St. this afternoon?"

by rowborg October 17, 2008

DouchePickle

Meaning the same as douchebag.

Kanye west is a douchepickle.

by Urbanashley September 18, 2009

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

douchedick

<noun>
1. A male who is so confused with his own sexuality, he washes his penis with a small plastic water bottle.

2. A combination of a douchebag and a dickweed.

1. "Man that fag was so drunk! What a douchedick!"
2. "After seeing the way he drives, I have determined he is a complete douchedick."

by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005

douchewhacker

An absolute dumbass.

(while driving) Did you see that douchewhacker cut that guy off!?

by wadicus June 24, 2009

Doucheprick

This word is the mix of a Douche and a Prick, suggesting they're both stupid and a total asshole!

"What's a Doucheprick?"
"Look it up, it'll say look at Alex!"
"Oh, definately!

by AllStar_Gummy_AAK April 27, 2010

douchefuck

when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.

claire was a total douchefuck to jenna yesterday.

by heygirlhey December 8, 2007