an insult, combining the words "douche" and "tampon" i have never heard "tampon" being used as an insult, but its still funny....
by crakkab242 August 22, 2007
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- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.
- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.
- Unworthy
- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.
- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.
- Unworthy
That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!
by nickyn74 July 26, 2011
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A human who is such a giant douche bag that they may also bear Hippopotamus DNA. Someone who is so big of a Douche that it's impossible to overlook their presence.
Hey.. its Christmas and that guy took up 3 parking spaces....what a Doucheoppotamus.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.
Don't look now but I think there's a Doucheopottamus coming over to buy you a drink.
by Skunkdynamite January 27, 2015
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Get the Douchepoodle mug.My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.
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Get the Douchopotamus mug.A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.
Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.
Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
by directly at the sun April 25, 2010
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