Douchealarious

Douche-bag yet hilarious.

"That was douchealarious"

by ;b September 8, 2011

douchegate

The metal disorder that many political journalist/commentators suffer from that causes them to add the word gate to any political scandal. It stems from the scandal at the Watergate hotel that brought down Nixon. They fail to remember that Watergate was over 30 years ago and they are complete douche bags.

Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,

The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.

by mark poopstain April 3, 2008

douchebagery

When one person says he likes someone so he can get some from her for that night.

Trevin comited douchebagery last night again

by josh54457 May 19, 2006

doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.

you are being a doucheeater right now!

by bearjewib July 14, 2010

Douchehole

When you can't decide if a person is a douchebag, an asshole or both.

Did you see Glen Beck crying and lying on TV? What a douchehole!!!

by Blancoboy200 October 18, 2009

douchehole

Another word for pussy. Usually randomly sputtered out when no other insult comes to mind.

guy: Dude you're such a douchehole
dude: What?

by Betsch March 12, 2008

Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.

That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class

by Asks 1 December 28, 2005